Funny Divorced Woman Shirt features a kangaroo couple on the outs. This is what to wear when you've separated yourself from an unpleasant situation with an immature man, whether he was your husband or your boyfriend. He's taken aback as she yells, "You don't want a WIFE! You want a MOTHER!" But it's the crazy humorous illustration that really makes this Funny Divorced Woman Shirt so outrageous. Wear it as you head out to your favorite club with your girlfriends to commisserate when your breakup is official. Good for a laugh, for sure! And it may even serve as an ice breaker if you spy a nice unattached guy at the next table.